Back to School Coasters for 911 Operators

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect coasters for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Coasters for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts
  • Headset hooks with style
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?
We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.