Back to School Calendars for Account Executives

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect calendars for the account executives in your life.

Why Calendars for Account Executives

Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings
  • Office decor with flair
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about long sales cycles?
Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
Do you cover different deal sizes?
SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.
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