Stickers for Security Guards for Men
You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts.
Why This Works
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
- Locker decor
- Gifts for guards
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.
- Are these uniform appropriate?
- Personal items only. Stay professional on duty.
- Can supervisors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Security team solidarity.