Stickers for Professors for Men
You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.
Why This Works
Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Office doors with personality
- Laptops full of research
- Water bottles in lectures
- Gifts for academics
- Conference badges with flair
- Office setups
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
- Do you cover different disciplines?
- Building collections for different academic fields.
- Are these adjunct-inclusive?
- Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
- Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
- Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.