Stickers for Doctors for Men
You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.
Why This Works
Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Stethoscopes that need personality
- Water bottles in the break room
- Laptops full of charts
- Gifts for medical school survivors
- Office walls with humor
- Locker room entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about patients?
- Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different medical specialties.
- Are these appropriate for the office?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
- Can residents enjoy these?
- Especially residents. You need the humor most.