Mousepads for UX Designers for Men
You advocate for users, create flows nobody follows, and somehow explain why 'just add a button' isn't the solution.
Why This Works
UX design is fighting for users while navigating stakeholder opinions and technical constraints. You see problems others create.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Office decor
- Gifts for UX designers
- Workshop supplies
- Personal gear
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about stakeholders?
- Some reference the design-business dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different UX roles?
- Research, design, writing - building content.
- Are these appropriate for standups?
- Some are, some are team-only.
- Can product managers enjoy these?
- The self-aware ones will appreciate them.