Calendars for Vet Techs for Men
You're a nurse, lab tech, anesthesiologist, and grief counselor - but for patients who bite. And their owners who are sometimes worse.
Why This Works
Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Scrub tops covered in fur
- Water bottles that survive the day
- Clinic lockers with personality
- Gifts for vet tech grads
- Badge reels that spark joy
- Personal gear and bags
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
Get Calendars for Vet Techs
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand vet med?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
- Are these about difficult pet owners?
- Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.
- Do you have species-specific stickers?
- We're building collections for small animal, large animal, exotic, and emergency. Let us know your specialty.
- Is there anything about compassion fatigue?
- We address the hard parts of vet med with humor that heals, not dismisses.