Calendars for Uber/Lyft Drivers for Men

You drive strangers around your city, deal with drunk passengers and wrong pins, and somehow maintain a 4.9 rating.

Why This Works

Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles for driving
  • Personal items
  • Gifts for drivers
  • Phone mounts
  • Break time entertainment

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about ratings?
Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.
Do you cover both platforms?
Universal rideshare humor. All drivers relate.
Are these car appropriate?
Personal expression in your personal car.
Can taxi drivers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Driver solidarity.