Calendars for Landscapers for Men
You create outdoor beauty, work in all weather, and somehow explain why their lawn needs more than just mowing.
Why This Works
Landscaping is outdoor artistry with physical demands. You transform spaces while fighting weather and unrealistic expectations.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work trucks with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Equipment
- Gifts for landscapers
- Personal gear
- Break time entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about weather?
- Some are. Working outside means working in everything.
- Do you cover different landscaping types?
- Maintenance, design, installation - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are crew-only.
- Can lawn care enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Outdoor work solidarity.