Calendars for HR Professionals for Men
You're the keeper of secrets, the resolver of conflicts, and somehow the bad guy no matter what you do. HR life is a special kind of chaos.
Why This Works
HR gets blamed for everything and thanked for nothing. You protect the company while trying to help employees, and somehow end up the villain in both stories. These stickers understand.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office laptops with attitude
- Water bottles in meetings
- Cubicle personality
- Gifts for HR professionals
- Conference room entertainment
- Home office setups
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hating employees?
- No. These are about the unique challenges of HR, not punching down.
- Can I actually display these at work?
- Some are office-safe, some are home-only. We label them.
- Do you have compliance-specific humor?
- Yes. Policy jokes, investigation humor, and benefits enrollment chaos.
- Will employees judge me?
- The self-aware ones will appreciate it.