Calendars for Graphic Designers for Men

You turn vague requests into visual gold, survive revision rounds that should be illegal, and somehow explain why Comic Sans is never the answer.

Why This Works

Design is art meets client management. You create beautiful work while interpreting feedback like 'make it more fun but professional.'

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops covered in stickers
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Studio decor
  • Gifts for designers
  • Monitor setups
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad feedback?
Some are. 'Make it pop' gets its own section.
Do you cover different design specialties?
Brand, web, print - building collections.
Are these client-visible?
Some are, some are studio-only.
Can freelancers enjoy these?
Especially freelancers. You need the humor most.