Tote Bags for Corporate Workers for Women

You've mastered the art of looking busy. Survived meetings that could have been emails. And learned to say 'per my last email' with just the right amount of aggression.

Why This Works

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

  • -Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • -Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • -Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • -Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office
  • Cubicle walls that feel empty
  • Gifts for corporate survivors
  • Planners with attitude
  • Home office setups

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
Will my coworkers judge me?
The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
Do you have industry-specific stickers?
We're building collections for different corporate environments. Let us know your industry.
Are these about hating work?
Some are about the frustrations. It's all in good fun.