Stickers for Women

Because passive-aggressive Post-it notes are so last decade. Skip the candles and bath bombs. She's dealt with enough passive-aggressive BS to appreciate something with actual teeth.

Why This Works

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
How big are the stickers?
Most range from 2-4 inches. Big enough to make a point, small enough to maintain plausible deniability. Dimensions are listed on each product page.
Can I request a custom sticker for my profession?
Absolutely. We're always expanding based on what people actually want. Email us or DM on Instagram with your ideas. If it makes us laugh, we'll probably make it.