Mugs for Phlebotomists for Women
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.
Why This Works
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- -Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- -Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- -11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- -Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Gifts for phleb school grads
- Lockers and personal gear
- Specimen bags with personality
Things to Consider When Gifting Women
- *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
- *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
- *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
- *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
- *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these appropriate to show patients?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
- Can I request specific vein jokes?
- Absolutely. The more specific the better.