Desk Plates for Pilots for Women

You fly hundreds of people through the sky, deal with delays you didn't cause, and somehow stay calm through turbulence.

Why This Works

Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

  • -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Flight bags with personality
  • Water bottles in the cockpit
  • Crew room decor
  • Gifts for pilots
  • Personal gear
  • Home office setups

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

Get Desk Plates for Pilots

Pilot stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about delays?
Some are. We know it's not your fault.
Do you cover different aircraft?
Commercial, private, cargo - building content.
Are these cockpit appropriate?
Personal items only. Keep it professional.
Can student pilots enjoy these?
Absolutely. Aviation community welcome.