Calendars for Teachers for Women

You teach, counsel, parent, nurse, and referee - all before lunch. Then you go home and grade papers while people ask what you do all summer.

Why This Works

Teaching is everything at once for not enough money. You're changing lives while buying your own supplies. These stickers honor the real work.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Teacher mugs with attitude
  • Laptops full of lesson plans
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Gifts for educators
  • Classroom decor
  • Grade book covers

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the challenges. Nothing mean - we love kids.
Do you cover different grade levels?
Elementary, middle, high school - building collections for each.
Are these classroom-appropriate?
Some are, some are teacher-lounge only. We label them.
Can I suggest subject-specific jokes?
Yes. Math teachers and English teachers have different struggles.