Calendars for Sales Reps for Women
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you.
Why This Works
Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for sales teams
- Car dashboards
- Personal gear
Things to Consider When Gifting Women
- *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
- *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
- *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
- *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
- *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about rejection?
- Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
- Do you cover different industries?
- SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
- Are these manager-visible?
- Some are, some are team-only.
- Can SDRs enjoy these?
- Especially SDRs. The cold call life needs humor.