Calendars for Ranchers for Women

You raise livestock, work in conditions that would break most people, and somehow explain that ranching isn't the cowboy movie life.

Why This Works

Ranching is animal husbandry meets land management meets business. You care for creatures while managing a operation.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Truck dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles on the ranch
  • Work gear
  • Gifts for ranchers
  • Personal items
  • Ranch house decor

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about livestock?
Some are. Animals have personality.
Do you cover different ranch types?
Cattle, sheep, horses - building content.
Are these ranch appropriate?
Wear your ranch pride everywhere.
Can farmhands enjoy these?
Absolutely. Agricultural solidarity.