Calendars for Florists for Women

You turn flowers into art, manage perishable inventory, and somehow explain that arrangements aren't just 'throwing flowers in a vase.'

Why This Works

Floristry is artistry meets botany meets customer service. You create beauty on deadlines with living materials.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Flower cooler decor
  • Delivery van dashboards
  • Work aprons
  • Gifts for florists
  • Personal water bottles
  • Shop windows

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about flower arranging?
Yes. The artistry deserves recognition.
Do you cover wedding florists?
Absolutely. Wedding chaos is special chaos.
Are these shop appropriate?
Beautiful enough for any boutique.
Can garden center staff enjoy these?
Plant people unite.