Calendars for Dental Assistants for Women

You anticipate the dentist's every move, calm anxious patients, and somehow make small talk while someone's mouth is wide open.

Why This Works

Dental assistants run the show. You prep, assist, clean up, and manage patient anxiety - all while keeping the schedule on track. The dentist gets the credit, you do the work.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Scrub tops that need flair
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Sterilization area decor
  • Gifts for dental assistant grads
  • Badge reels with personality
  • Personal gear and lockers

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand dental assisting?
Yes. We know you're not just 'the person who does suction.'
Are these about difficult patients?
Some are. The ones who haven't flossed since their last visit will be referenced.
Do you have orthodontic assistant stickers?
We're building specialty collections. Let us know what you want to see.
Can dentists enjoy these?
Absolutely. These are for the whole dental team.