Calendars for Carpenters for Women

You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works.

Why This Works

Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Gifts for carpenters
  • Tool boxes
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about measurements?
Some are. Precision matters.
Do you cover different carpentry types?
Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
Are these site appropriate?
Most are. Some are shop-only.
Can woodworkers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Wood craft solidarity.