Calendars for Bouncers for Women

You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated.

Why This Works

Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Personal items with personality
  • Water bottles on shift
  • Gear bags
  • Gifts for bouncers
  • Off-duty entertainment
  • Break room decor

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about drunk people?
Some are. The stories are endless.
Do you cover different venue types?
Bars, clubs, events - building content.
Are these door appropriate?
Personal items only. Stay professional at work.
Can bartenders enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Nightlife solidarity.