Coasters for Bankers Under $25
The Goldilocks zone of workplace gifting. The perfect coasters for the bankers in your life without breaking the bank.
Why Coasters for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About the $25 Budget
Twenty-five bucks is the universal 'I put in effort but didn't remortgage my house' price point. It's what most office gift exchanges land on because it's high enough to get something decent and low enough that nobody feels weird. This is the budget where you can actually impress people—or at least make them snort-laugh in front of HR.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect Occasions for $25 Gifts
- Office Gift Exchanges
- Work Anniversaries
- Promotion Celebrations
- Birthday Gifts
- Team Appreciation
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Laptops with flair
Get First Access
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is $25 enough for a good work gift?
- It's the sweet spot. Under $25 can feel cheap for some occasions, over $25 starts feeling like you're trying too hard or angling for a promotion. $25 is Switzerland—neutral and universally acceptable.
- What's the best $25 gift for someone I don't know well?
- Stick to universally relatable office humor. Everyone has meetings they hate, emails they ignore, and a complicated relationship with the printer. You don't need to know their hobbies to know their pain.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.