Calendars for Private Investigators Under $10
Big laughs, small price tag. The perfect calendars for the private investigators in your life without breaking the bank.
Why Calendars for Private Investigators
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About the $10 Budget
Let's be honest—you're not trying to win Employee of the Year with this gift. You're here because HR announced a Secret Santa with a $10 limit, or you need something for that coworker whose name you definitely know (it's... Steve? Maybe?). These gifts say 'I acknowledge your existence and chose chaos' without requiring you to skip lunch for a week.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect Occasions for $10 Gifts
- Secret Santa
- White Elephant
- Quick Thank You
- Desk Warming Gifts
- Monday Survival Kits
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
- Office decor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are $10 gifts actually good or just sad?
- Depends on the gift. A $10 gift card feels like you gave up. A $10 coaster that says 'This Meeting Could've Been an Email' feels like you understand their soul.
- What's the best sub-$10 gift for Secret Santa?
- Something funny and universal. Avoid anything that requires knowing their taste (candles, snacks) and lean into shared office suffering. Everyone relates to hating Mondays.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.